Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Window

a way to quickly jump from the 2nd floor the ground level

i'm going to jump out the window *jumps out window*

by TheRealLordHelix April 4, 2023

Windows Server 2007

The former name of Windows Server 2008.

Windows Server 2007 is a server counterpart of Windows Longhorn.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows 95

Windows 95 is a OS created by Microsoft in 1995.
It has to many OSR's

Start multitasking. Begin with Windows 95.

by WindowsNt351S January 14, 2024

window goods

articles that are offered to be sold at a reduced price because they look a bit shoddy due to them being on display in a showcase for a long period of time. Also called window samples and floor samples.

We bought some window goods yesterday because they were relatively cheaper.

by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021