The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.
Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
by Beejaydee November 27, 2017
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"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.
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