Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Canadian

Something I'm not allowed to do because of my mother even though I've spent 5 generations in canada

Get these Canadian away from me before I pull the full auto.

by Cody5050 November 9, 2020

Canadian slipper

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.

“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”

by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018

Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.

Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."

I have a friend who is a little canadian oven

by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022