cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars

No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane

by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019

Jett Woods

An asshole

A Jett Woods is an asshole

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020

loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.

Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.

by QuacksO June 3, 2023

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

Natale Wood

In the auto and mortgage business, a deal that is never moving forward.

That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.

by T.O. fo sho July 15, 2009