Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

Two-Sip Kameron

When one is such a lightweight, they cannot control themselves after just a few sips of alcohol.

I took a shot of bottom shelf vodka last night, sent out twelve drunk texts, vomited, then passed out. I'm definitely a Two-Sip Kameron.

by Hurricane Sophia October 12, 2014

Two timin hussie

A hoe

That’s two timin hussie had 3 girlfriends

by Mortyyyyy108899 June 2, 2018

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

by Chris Searle January 3, 2008