Pizza Lap Dance

The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home

When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance

by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010

slam dancing

To skank or slam in a pit

Total Chaos kicked ass the pit was huge almost everone was slam dancing

by Jimmi Waxx C. November 13, 2004

Dancing Polish Cow

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

dancing frog syndrome

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.

"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"

by Wadatah October 10, 2005

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

man dance

The act of two males engaging in amateur wrestling

Yes, I spend my weekends on a mat man dance(ing) with sweaty half naked men.

by jmotama November 15, 2007