A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
Get the Dog handler mug.The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.
There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.
Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.
Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.
Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.
Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.
Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.
Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.
Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.
Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
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by hypernet2000 October 20, 2017
Get the dogging UK mug.thatveganteacher:Bella time to eat your vegan plants
Bella the dog:no! It’s not my diet I need meat to eat
thatveganteacher:stop being silly Bella it won’t hurt if you eat the food!
Some days later
Bella the dog:my tummy hurts I need to eat grass to make it stop!
thatveganteacher:perfect video for vegan day *records*
The comments:stop her tummy hurts she dose not like being vegan
thatveganteacher:shut up I need to limit my comments now again because they want meat
Bella: :( I jest want meat not plants
Bella the dog:no! It’s not my diet I need meat to eat
thatveganteacher:stop being silly Bella it won’t hurt if you eat the food!
Some days later
Bella the dog:my tummy hurts I need to eat grass to make it stop!
thatveganteacher:perfect video for vegan day *records*
The comments:stop her tummy hurts she dose not like being vegan
thatveganteacher:shut up I need to limit my comments now again because they want meat
Bella: :( I jest want meat not plants
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Kyle: Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
Kyle: Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
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Mom! Jessie totally dog frisked my school picture. She made me look like a monkey with dread locks with a dick in his mouth.
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