literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Warm cow

Feeling sleepy

After work I’m feeling warm cow tonight!

by Tiktokmasyer September 29, 2021

Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 7, 2019

Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100

I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.

by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020

cows moo

a great way of saying.

cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.

therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.

moooooooo.. "ahh that bitch is fine."

so they say, "cows moo"

by cowsmoo21 July 1, 2011

Cow SMP

A minecraft serevr for bad people who ahve committed mass felonies. OMG did you know that smp in cow smp stands for Serious Murderous People, no cyap :skull: x7

COW SMP HELLA OVERRATED NO CYAP, :skull: x7

by morebitchesbythesecond April 30, 2022

Cow

Roman Allan Cain

Roman is a cow.

by Jonathan Bob May 6, 2018