Teddy Bear

A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.

Also known as a Pocket Bear.

“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”

by TeddyBear27 June 12, 2018

Blue Bear

A general sigh or deep breath that is done for no other reason than it feels good.

"Woman: (sigh), Man: What's wrong?, Woman: Blue Bear."

by StormmieSkyes May 25, 2017

Big Bear

A muscular and cool chap who has a pure heart and enlightened mind. He’s confident in knowing that if he wasn’t already him, he’d want to be him. He has pity on anyone who is not on the same astral plane as him. He is an enigma.

I can only hope to achieve big bear status! That mofo is dope!

by Nun on the run March 27, 2020

boogy bear

A really cool chick who dances and gets her feet dirty and doesn't care what others think or make comparisons of herself to regular old booger bears.

"She don't care it's raining outside, she a boogy bear and she is killin it."
"See her over there? That's a real boogy bear!"

by Jefe Sea Batteries August 31, 2015

Bear Trail

The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.

I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".

by Cocobstro June 29, 2010

bear stick

an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.

mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.

by baerhunter May 6, 2011

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019