salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

short tramps

1) Short tramps are when you feel out of breath or you start to get cramps in the almost ending of an activity, usually the last 30 seconds of a dance or last scores in a soccer match.

1)” The hip hop dance is so exhausting, I started to get a lot of short tramps when there was 1 minute left.”

by EmdyP January 9, 2019

A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.

Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.

by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019

Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.

This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!

by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018