sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 29, 2023

sausage soiree

A party where all the attendees are men who have group sex with each other, but in a classy environment.

Bruce hired caterers to serve food to all of the naked, erect guests at his sausage soiree.

by RadicalDelusion July 17, 2014

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

sausage whore

A girl who is obsessed with everyone's sausage but yours (not the food kind)

Isn't Natalie such a sausage whore

by sausage whore March 27, 2016

Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 06, 2020

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 15, 2017