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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
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Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole
Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻
by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023
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Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.
Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”
by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022
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the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall
Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.
by Memo watkins November 21, 2016
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Sausage Blanket

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
by DickPic21 June 14, 2018
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Sausage Plug

When a guy with a chode performs anal sex on another living being.
The other night I hooked up with this guy. He had such a sad chode, he was giving me a Sausage Plug when we did anal.
by Buel February 8, 2017
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Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017
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