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sneaky cream pie 

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.
Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.
sneaky cream pie by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020

Sneaky drunk 

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze
Sneaky drunk by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sneaky drunk 

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
Sneaky drunk by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

sneakage 

yo Noah your sneakage is fire
sneakage by minecraftvillagernoise December 8, 2020

Sneaky Coyote 

When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.
My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.
Sneaky Coyote by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020