National Simp Month

On the month of December you can simp as much as you want.

Joshua: "Why you simping over Jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because it's national Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

A simp Named Crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

A simp named crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

Simp Cuck semi-husband

A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.

Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.

by GarMic October 8, 2023

SSS (Stop Simping September)

Do not simp in september, or you lose the challenge.

X:"Dude,is september, you can't simp, or you lose the SSS (Stop Simping September)!"

by erpiccionotto March 22, 2021

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021