Post-orgasm Shock

The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.

I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.

Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!

by mock94 January 24, 2012

Post-Dated Check

A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence, post-dated check

Have you seen Steve's sister? She's definately a post-dated check!

by King of Buffalo August 30, 2005

Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009

Post Count Trolling

This is when you flame other users in a smaller scale forum in an attempt to gain a high post count faster.

"Why is Bastiche such a dick all the time?"

"I think he's just post count trolling"

by Bastiche July 3, 2008

Post 2000s kid

People that didn’t grow up in the 2000s, but grew up with 2000s stuff.

“I was born in 2008 but still used the Wii in my childhood” Im a post 2000s kid

by Uchco April 13, 2021

wall post war

getting a a post war with friends by posting the most random things you can think of. whoever gets annoyed first surrenders and loses. or you could end in a stalemate. its REALLY fun :)

person 1: wall post war!
person 2: billie jean
person 1: lemonade
person 2: yogurt in french is yaourt
person 1: i hate onions
person 2: i love jellybeans

and so on

by Raine Catherine June 11, 2010

Post BP Syndrome

Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.

The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has

A. Heard of the oil spill

B. Cares at least a little bit

C. Has seen the aftermath

D. Dislikes BP in some form

People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.

Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*

Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!

Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!

Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?

Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome

Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water

Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!

Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead

*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair

Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING

Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her

by ihateurmom July 7, 2010