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Post-orgasm Shock

The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.
I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.

Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!
by mock94 January 24, 2012
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Post-Dated Check

A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence, post-dated check
Have you seen Steve's sister? She's definately a post-dated check!
by King of Buffalo August 30, 2005
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Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.
That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!
by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009
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wall post war

getting a a post war with friends by posting the most random things you can think of. whoever gets annoyed first surrenders and loses. or you could end in a stalemate. its REALLY fun :)
person 1: wall post war!
person 2: billie jean
person 1: lemonade
person 2: yogurt in french is yaourt
person 1: i hate onions
person 2: i love jellybeans

and so on
by Raine Catherine June 11, 2010
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Post-Gaming Rush

The Intense rush you get after playing a violent or intense video game, usually causes broken hands, concussions, and holes in the wall.
I got such a Post-Gaming Rush after I played Mortal Kombat, that I broke my shelf and put two holes in the wall.
by Drannicus August 9, 2010
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low effort post

A tactic used by subreddits to easily remove posts.

Sometimes this is stupid as fuck, I mean how do you phrase a question, A QUESTION, to be "high effort/quality"?
This is just moronic.
r/idiotic/moronicsubredditnamehere Rule 4 low effort posts or low quality posts will be removed.
Question about a part, how its called, the subreddit: Lol no, low effort post. Questions have to be high quality even if you dont know what youre talking about because its a question.
by RTX superior to Apple M chips. September 11, 2022
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Post 2000s kid

People that didn’t grow up in the 2000s, but grew up with 2000s stuff.
“I was born in 2008 but still used the Wii in my childhood” Im a post 2000s kid
by Uchco April 13, 2021
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