math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

I hate math.

by HNNTRLX13 February 5, 2017

Daryan Math

The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.

“Bro, how’d you get an A without studying?”
“Simple — Daryan Math.”

by Lolreflex October 14, 2025

Math

Math is nothing but a easy and a hard subject for all students. Without math, the whole Earth would be peaceful.

'' Darn, I hate math sometimes.. ''

by katiaxoxo February 27, 2022

Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all

Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too

by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023

Singapore Math

A mélange or rojak of the best math methodologies and pedagogies from the East and the West, which has given local students in the “fine” city of Singapore an asymmetric or unfair advantage over their peers overseas—when even their weaker students fare better than the global average.

Singapore Math has sprung up a cottage industry in math education, as millions of homeschoolers worldwide realized that wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles have helped their children hone their problem-solving skills.

by Numerati December 15, 2024

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

boobie math

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼

Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”

by DJ SS January 16, 2024