Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.

What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …

by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021

Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.

x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016

Joke

A blanket term for people who say fucked up things, so they can use the word to back down after they get called out for saying said fucked up things.

"That thing I said about slavery last week in bad faith last week was a joke bro, quit being such a snowflake!"

by Neoslayer December 8, 2022

no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".

Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"

by brr-grr September 23, 2018

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019

Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch

by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022