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NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan
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Apple iPod for NoCost!
by Evan October 22, 2004
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Nocturnesthesia

Nocturnesthesia

First manifest during the ritulistic defiance of human sleep patterns...

...so essentially at parties. Occurs often when, during the early hours of the morning, you experience an unusual level of perceptual and sensual clarity an in some cases enhancement.
by mcloud April 6, 2005
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Noctoker

N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.
Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke a bowl before tha matineé??"

Emmay
"Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker."
by Tummble Drylo July 23, 2008
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Nocturnal Kookaburra

Someone that is awake all night making noise & partying.

Nocturnal = awake at night, sleeps by day
Kookaburra = an Australian bird that makes a lot of noise
Go to stop making noise and go to sleep you nocturnal kookaburra.
by Michael Michael Michael April 1, 2008
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noclaf

1. Someone who changes their phone number (often by unexpected necessity) and neglects to give notice to any of their friends (typically by accident) in any sort of reasonable timeframe.

2. An individual who deserves to be called numerous derogatory terms, also known as a bad friend with poor friend etiquette, because this individual changes his phone number and forgets to actually let all his friends know his new number. A person characteristic of noclaf-like tendencies is also commonly referred to as an asshat. Noclaf has been in use in Central California since its inception in mid-2006.
Brian is such a noclaf; his number has been changed for also two weeks now, and still no one knows what it is!
by FresYes October 17, 2008
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nockhole

An old term used to describe the anus
my nockhole is burning after that curry! fetch me an icecube!
by ninja09 December 8, 2009
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NOCAYO

No One Cares About Your Opinion - for use when anyone saying "IMO" (In My Opinion) or "IMHO" (In My Humble Opinion).
Dude, NOCAYO - Doritos rule!
by iPhil August 7, 2011
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