noclaf 

1. Someone who changes their phone number (often by unexpected necessity) and neglects to give notice to any of their friends (typically by accident) in any sort of reasonable timeframe.

2. An individual who deserves to be called numerous derogatory terms, also known as a bad friend with poor friend etiquette, because this individual changes his phone number and forgets to actually let all his friends know his new number. A person characteristic of noclaf-like tendencies is also commonly referred to as an asshat. Noclaf has been in use in Central California since its inception in mid-2006.

Brian is such a noclaf; his number has been changed for also two weeks now, and still no one knows what it is!

noclaf by FresYes October 17, 2008

nolaf 

The situation in which you are in utter awkwardness.

Nolaf filled the room as the kids were awkwardly silent.

nolaf by ricebeanshuskies November 16, 2017

noclas 

The best kind of person :D
and another name for Niclas

First used by some kid named Inger in Denmark

Person 1: Goodmorning Noclas

Noclas: fuck off

noclas by philswifthere June 18, 2020

thaa nockafeeganist 

(Note: "thaa" has the same sound as in "gas" or "hat" or "cat)

Thaa nockafeeganist is a mysterious entity of great power. What little we know about him comes from the rantings and ravings of a meth head who is currently in jail in Florida.

Thaa nockafeeganist is said to be the person who experiences NOCKATHUGAYNN in all its intensity, and that if he were to ever scream that word as loud as he could, the whole fuckin world would explode. This is why people sometimes scream NOCKATHUGAYNN real loud, they are trying to see if the fuckin world will blow up but so far it never has because it isnt thaa nockafeeganist doing the yelling.

The identity of thaa nockafeeganist is not certain, however it has been hinted that it might be Doc Brown from Back to the Future, or maybe its Neel Sethi who was that kid in the Jungle Book movie, or maybe if that kid ever had a kid, it would be thaa nockafeeganist.

Meth user #1: NOCKATHUGAYNN!!! is what he scremed real muthafuckin loud!

Meth user #2: Dude who do u think u are, thaa nockafeeganist?

thaa nockafeeganist by crystal muthufuckun meth December 6, 2020