by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014
Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.
ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com
ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com
Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!
or
"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"
or
"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"
by Your Co-Founders & Semi-Compassionate Dictators For Life of ARMS February 17, 2005
Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H October 02, 2005
by boliver road March 16, 2009
A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated
Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight
by philip anselmo March 09, 2007
Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.
by Dahn! July 30, 2013
Any primate who is a frequent user of marijuana (usually confined to chimps or bonobos because of the intelligence required to operate a water pipe) can become a bong monkey. Traditionally, a bong monkey is initiated into marijuana usage by a human user of the drug, and twosome unite as constant companions. The bong monkey usually serves as a type of "helper monkey," with the monkey acting as caretaker of the pipe- packing the bong with the dried buds and leaves of the marijuana plant, replacing the water when it becomes foul and cleaning the pipe. However, there have been cases of bong monkeys continuing to use the drug after severing their relationship with their human friends. Bong monkeys are very protective of their bongs.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.
Yeah, it's cashed. Just hand it to the bong monkey. He'll tap it out and pack it up- but he gets greens.
by Bill Dendis November 11, 2007