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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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Male swimmer

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer
by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021
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Male cock infusion

Male cock infusion is the process of infusing your cock with a flavor... this process is done with a 5 gauge needle inserted in the piss hole
His cock tasted like banana I think he did male cock infusion
by Loofahkilla February 26, 2021
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Males

Men, nah, boys, are disgusting, immature, utter waste of life and oxygen, unforgivable, hypocritical two faced, pick-me, assholes.
"Oh God, It's Disrespectful Males"
by KillerIzGay April 3, 2021
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Slithery male fish

The opposite for bitch, slithery male fish. Basically used to insult a dumb individual who identifies as a male.
Y/N : Why are you acting so retarded? Are you a Slithery male fish? You fucker.
by UndermindBean April 14, 2021
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She's~male

Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.

How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.

Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021
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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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