Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.

"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class

by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022

Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021

Matt Dp

A substitute for words like stupid bitch and retard

Your such a matt dp

by Matt DiPietros missing penis July 31, 2016

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Matt

A non-binary kid who is obsessed with anime and monster energy drinks. Matt is a bookworm and artsy shy kid.

Matt is my friend. Matt uses they/them pronouns

by -the-hoe November 11, 2021

Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!

Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.

by CD Smasher February 6, 2020

Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019