learning curve like a spirit level 

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

learning curve like a spirit level by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

swag like ohio 

something is very cool and/or crazy such as Ohio.

swag like ohio

swag like ohio by SouthDakotaMan November 15, 2022

Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé? 

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé? by Adam V. April 13, 2018

Calm Like A Bomb 

adj. Used to describe someone who rarely gets angry (once or twice a year at most) but when they do it usually consists of them going apeshit or turning into bruce lee.
Not exactly healthy because it requires burrying anything that pisses you off until it explodes.

Some Guy: Dude does that kid ever get mad he just found out his girlfriend was screwing a fratbro?
Another Guy: Rarely but when he does its armageddon, dude is calm like a bomb. Never know whats gonna go down.

Calm Like A Bomb by MausMonkey June 13, 2010

Do me like that 

to treat in such a manner

Ah hell nah! You goin do me like that.

Do me like that by dr. z July 6, 2015

I like tacos 

Used as a phrase to let another person know when you are being left out or want to get in on something. From the AT&T commercial.

"Hey! Why didn't you ask me to come over and watch the game with everyone else? I like tacos."

I like tacos by BigHomey November 27, 2011

at it like rabbits 

A couple that shag a lot!

Jeez, they're at it like rabbits.

at it like rabbits by chump April 23, 2003