Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.

Lauren Kelly is the love of my life❤️

by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023

Lauren

The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.

Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.

by Geee Sauce November 1, 2023

Laurent

A person who exists but rarely leaves their cave (home), often leading a reclusive lifestyle, and is easily agitated, much like a wild animal.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you coming to the bbq?

Guy 2: Naaaa man, I have something.

Guy 1: C'mon buddy...don't be a Laurent

by Rastafarian man November 7, 2023

Laurel

Someone who has way too much bad traits and is overly annoying. A laurel should be used to describe someone annoying, that makes you wanna rip your hair out, or a pick me.

Omg, Look at her shes a laurel.

by Wat3rm4l0n December 21, 2023

Lauren

A bitch

Lauren is a bitch.

by anonymously definition poster January 4, 2024

Lauren jones

Leader of the Shrewsbury gang

“I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”

by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024

Laurent

A person who is typically gay and unsure about his own appearence. He mostly wear outfits, which define his gayness moreover his attraction to objects. He probably turned this way, because his first gf broke up with him through a letter and his second gf was not satisfied by his 2 inch cock.

You see that guy over there?

-yeah?
-He is such a Laurent.

by TheLom January 31, 2024