Patty-Knock

a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.

Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."

by Mr.E-us July 31, 2016

nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid July 16, 2016

brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz July 15, 2016

Wee knockers

When the male wee knocks the female in the face with his ding dong! Wee Knockers!

Colton wee knocked Jakobi right in the nose! Wee Knockers!

by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017

Ho knocka

Dumb women that don't have common sense to know that a man don't want them but for sex and blow jobs

That stupid ho knocka don't know he using her until his wife and him get back together

by Oakland cat May 30, 2017

slappy knockers

A game in which women slap their tits at each other

Hey Julie want to play a game of slappy knockers

by Cletus junker September 15, 2017

a knocker

an easy one; a piece of cake; not difficult to do or achieve

Billy, that test was a knocker man. I killed that shit.

by yasgoogle October 9, 2017