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Josh wagstaff

An italian man who loves eating pizza and pasta but hates foreigners and ethnic minorities. He’s often called fat but he’s not really fat. He also has a fetish for Nazis.
Oh shit bro hide your lunch, Josh wagstaff is coming
by thomas hat and yeah March 30, 2022
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Josh

i love you so much.

i really really hope that we can date someday.

you make me feel so safe.
person1: hey josh!

Person2: hey!

person1: ily
by sillypersonlol February 3, 2024
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Counter Josh

The act of Joshing someone in retaliation to them Joshing you beforehand.
"I'm Joshing you" Fork says.

"Oh yeah? I'm gonna counter josh you then" Yoshi says.
by ToTheCurb7785 February 16, 2023
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Josh

A little bastard who loves to pick on girls but when it's a lad its a diff story. He's the scummiest person ever in the world and of existence.
Oh look it's josh he's probably picking on a year 5 girl
by Yesnowchednhaze April 23, 2020
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Josh

a a josh is either a hit or a miss.

but in this scenario, he is an absolute hit. he is the type of person who reminds u of a charismatic golden retriever. he smiles all the time and genuinely does no wrong in the world. he is the type of person u want to be friends with. a josh lives life in a positive manner and being around him feels like everything is okay. being with a josh feels like magic in the air. he is the type of lover you don’t believe exists in the world and the type of care a josh gives is rare. he looks like aqua man, without even trying. he lights up the room when he walks in. a josh is one of the sweetest, most caring, nearly perfect person in this galaxy. he is smart, talented in almost everything, loved by all. so if you get the chance to be with him, take it and never let it go.
who is the love of your life?

- josh is the love of my life.

what would you do to be with josh?

- everything and anything.
by horacetobijericho August 21, 2022
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Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.
On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty
by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014
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Bish, Bash, Josh

Definition; A phrase used specifically related to airsoft in place of the commonly heard, "Bish, Bash, Bosh."
Did you see that shot? That was amazing!

I did mate, reloaded your mag and Bish, Bash, Josh.
by R Squad 1 October 9, 2023
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