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Self hating jew

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.
That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”
by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020
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Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
by austin gaykid November 27, 2007
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Jew Store

A jew store would be the type of store tht sells shirts tht say stuff about over night camp, or other things that you need to have for camp such as stationary, clip boards, etc. They usually sell sugar lips and bracelets that everyone is wearing (jack vaneck's, BRACElets, the soda tab bracelets etc.) You will almost NEVER find someone who is not Jewish as a customer. However, every single Jew in the area will shop there/ have a wardrobe that has a style similar to the style of clothing sold at the store. Much of the merchandise has rhinestones or peace signs. The store employee will assume you are Jewish, and will probably ask you if an item is on you Hanukkah list.
Jewish girl- I am going to a jew store today to stock up on clothes to wear to camp this summer, along with other things I might need. Do you want to come?

Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.

Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.
by seraC ohW November 6, 2011
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scooby dooby jew

Another great word for a jew...
a: heh see that jew over there?
b: Yeah
a: Scooby dooby jew
b: hah
by Curly February 28, 2005
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The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
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forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy
Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse
by sai k July 5, 2012
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Lil Yung Jew

A boss ass nigga, (commonly related to yung jew ), who finesses shit, sells bare green cabbage and steals yo bitches. Can be often seen on the streets of Israel with the jew gang gang . Is identifiable by his/her massive shlong.
Did you see lil yung jew?”

“Yea, he stole my binky boo.”
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