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date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
mugGet the date-traitormug.

Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.
This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!
by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
mugGet the Date and Dashmug.

plague date

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.
My plague date tonight is live on Zoom
by Jane Glass June 15, 2020
mugGet the plague datemug.

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.
are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap
by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011
mugGet the mystery datingmug.

Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week
Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day
by Bananaboo315 December 10, 2019
mugGet the Date your crush for a weekmug.
National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
mugGet the National Date Your Friend Daymug.

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