Irish

When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.

"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever

by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021

Irish Cunt

What the cunt Jake Paul called Connor McGregor

Jake paul: What the fuck is up you irish cunt

by Detesogolemkur June 5, 2021

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024

Irish mouthfuck

The act of being drunk doublin' up your fist and punching someone in the mouth

I'm going to irish mouthfuck him if he keeps messing with me.

by 01Shaggys October 13, 2024

Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis October 26, 2024