The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

Irish language

The almost extinct language of Celtic Ireland, historically persecuted against by the Brits. Attempts to revive the language have mostly failed but it is experiencing a resurgence in urban areas.

American tourist: An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas
Irish language speaker: Yanks never learn

by UrgentVampire53 January 15, 2024

Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 02, 2018

Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024

Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.

Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?

by DogsInABathtub May 04, 2022

Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018

Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.

Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!

by Dicoto February 04, 2016