Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.
Don t let that go
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.
Don t let that go
by TMTL180 January 14, 2019
Get the Tom wood mug.A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
Get the Hotel in the Woods mug.A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023
Get the Zachary Wood mug.Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
by Drift-wood December 24, 2018
Get the Drift wood mug.a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Get the Whopping Wood mug.A group activity in which several individuals fuck on one participant, often in a way that mirrors the dynamic of a “train,” but with the roles changed so that the central participant is male rather than a woman. The term plays on the imagery of piling wood, with each piece of “wood” representing a participants penis.
by Big Stunna Mane August 8, 2025
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