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Soup

Yo let me hit that soup.

That soup is strong yo.

Dat soup.
by Scaredtoleavethehouse July 27, 2014
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
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soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it
oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night
by sdwdad December 6, 2024
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soup licker

Jamal: wtf are you licking soup
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup

Tyrone: fuck off

Jamal: go fuck your soup

Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off
by Addy dumick December 19, 2020
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split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Soup Egg

Soup Egg oughta knock your ass out.
by Niilo Nilsson July 10, 2021
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Soup

by Supreme Leader of Fucking February 16, 2021
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