Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

krispy bacon

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.

Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.

by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.

Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny

by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014

bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

Bacon and egger

Maccas bacon and egg muffin

I want a bacon and egger from Maccas for breakfast

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 7, 2018