Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.

Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

by Hillside101 July 25, 2021

Big-Time-Hard

Not just big, not just big time, not just hard, not just big hard; big-time-hard.

Dude....that backflip was big-time-hard.

by NickNickerson April 15, 2015

Hard Times Bottle

A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.

Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.

by AceP December 10, 2012

too hard on yourself

not liking yourself, hating things that will never change about yourself, thinking about a mistake that goes on forever

you’re just too hard on yourself take a break

by briii33 March 19, 2022

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

packing 7 on hard

When your dick is hard (erect) you're 7 inches long.

I be packing 7 on hard and niggas be likes 'oh that's small'

by Ryhaan January 16, 2018

Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.

Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'

by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009