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Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.
Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!
by JustSnufs October 13, 2020
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Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.
Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.
by Funny word October 18, 2020
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Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.
Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!
by carlipet October 27, 2012
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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
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Hand dander

The artifact left behind on ones hands after eating a crumb producing food. Flakes are expelled by rubbing ones fingers together or any sudden movement of the hand; much like dandruff on the scalp.
Leo made it snow after eating Triscuits by rubbing his fingers together over Mads homework paper, covering it in his hand dander.
by Nookus June 8, 2012
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DMF-HAND

Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!
by fuzdog July 1, 2011
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Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)
1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"
by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011
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