Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

Soup goof

When a person is so silly goofy, you have to sit in the back of the bus!

“Wow, jack and molly soup goof everyday”

by buttetfly2618 May 13, 2022

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.

Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.

by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022

Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer

A gangster gnome. I mean you DO NOT wanna mess with this gnome. He's a badass who would demolish ur jaw, steal your wife, and drive away in his Corvette. He wears leather jackets and has tattoos all over his body. Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer does not take any shit from anyone.

(Pardon any errors i was high while writing this)

"Wow did you see Jimothy? He's a real Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer!"
"For real. He's a badass."

by Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer December 4, 2022

silly goof

A misspelling of "silly goose"

"I may have accidentally driven into a group of kindergarteners."
"You silly goof!"

by Oskai March 13, 2023