February 26

February 26 is international anal day/Backdoor day/Slime your homeboy day.

If your home boy askes you to hangout on February 26 he might rape you analy

John: Hey bro do you want to hang out on February 26?
Bob: Yea sure I'll hang out with you on that day..

*on the 26th*

John: look over there!

Bob: what is it-

John: *starts raping Bob in the ass*

by NoodleLord February 25, 2025

February 14

National long distance relationship day. If you are in a long distance relationship you will have some fun with each other in february 14

Oh yes its february 14 ima get some

by Cokablok February 12, 2021

No finger February

Girls are not allowed to finger themselves all the month of February it’s just like no nit November but for girls

Wow girls must hate no finger February like guys hate no nut November

by Pizzaboy6942085 June 4, 2022

February 7th

National Alfredo day

Son:Hey mom here’s some Alfredo” Mom:why?” Son:it’s February 7th silly!

by Eman5 November 22, 2020

February 5th

Ask out Belle day. This day aligns with National F*** it day. So go do it

Ohhh its February 5th, I guess I gotta ask her out

by kingq February 5, 2021

February 3

February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.

-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!

by user272728282 July 27, 2023

February 3rd

national sadie sink asks out annabel day!!!!

"Annabel wanna go hang out"
"sorry i cant it's February 3rd"

by Okiguess69 February 2, 2022