February 17

The finesttt girl are born on this day. Their usually super fine and short and have great style. They are the funniest too

Girl: “I was born on February 17”
Anyone: “Marry me”

by Penguinnn0000ppp November 28, 2023

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February 4th “Gay Day”

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips.

Billy: Can I slip my dick in your ass?
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

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February 18

Supreetha's birthday.

Suziekins: Hey, it's that day of the year!!
Friend: What day?
Suziekins: You know! It's Supreetha's birthday. It's February 18th duh 🙄

by messwithmoon November 30, 2023

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February 3

A baddie birthday

February 3th It the day a baddie was born

by Kynnn December 7, 2022

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February 3

A baddie birthday

February 3th is the bay a baddie was born

by Kynnn December 7, 2022

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Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023

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