Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)

“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”

by smolbandito December 15, 2018

Depression

I am so done.

Ugh. I'm so done.depression sucks.

by Smilingontheoutside February 8, 2019

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)

Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression

by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019

Depression

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

ME ME ME DEPRESSION

by chlorine2948 June 18, 2021

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022