Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

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David Rhombus

The best fucking person to exist? Like BRUH. HOW IS HIS ART SO COOL? He's tall as hell though, but that just means he can pick me up n shit like a tiny little baby.

"David Rhombus? Yeah, he's my père. Sexy ass art ammrite."

by k.kat.ung August 1, 2020

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david and jennifer

they are good friends in middle school and don't know if they like each other (goals)

student : "did you hear that david and jennifer are going out?'
student #2 : "omg really?! they are so cute together !!"

by lmfao.idk October 15, 2017

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a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

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