Very much the typical Dylan cruising for chicks on dating apps nevertheless of who they are only dragging the fishnet for replies. The only women replying are hogs with bigger guts than tits and tweekers with BPD.
He didnāt deny or play down that tonight was Flight of the Dylan because he has nearly gone back to being a virgin at this point.
by eunit1984 November 29, 2022
Get the Flight of the Dylanmug. scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar oppositeās of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Get the dylanmug. A guy who never ceases to take the opportunity to be generous or help someone out. He is a kind, silly person and loves to go outside and play some sports.
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. Heās super tall and wonāt miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
Heās a child at heart but isnāt ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name āMilliornā ;)
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. Heās super tall and wonāt miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
Heās a child at heart but isnāt ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name āMilliornā ;)
by marge_danl June 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A fruity mother fucker. Spells quiet wrong in his instagram posts and doesnt bother to fix it. Makes pizza rolls while high.
by Bwbsbfbxz August 7, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.
by panpan <3 December 3, 2019
Get the dylanmug. A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
by 575725725 August 12, 2024
Get the Dylanmug.