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cyberlationship

A relationship that forms when you become the friend of a friend's significant other on any social networking site and proceed to try and break up that relationship by undermining the original said friend.
My real good friend Mark has a girlfriend i have never met in person. I am now friends with her on facebook and i am now telling her how Mark and Me (Gregg) used to have sex in the janitors closet because Mark loved the smell of bleach. Now she is wondering why she is dating Mark and wants to leave him, i have a successful cyberlationship with her
by Bad_ratson September 14, 2010
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cyberspace noise

Mysterious noises generated in cyberspace.
I was video chatting with my boyrfriend and we kept hearing cyberspace noise
by myloveforyou November 14, 2010
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cyberstab

Backstabbing someone you have only met via email, chat, or some other online communication.
My Russian forces were poised to dominate in an online game of Diplomacy, when the Germany player decided to cyberstab the hell out of me.
by GNI-fail November 15, 2010
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Cyberbomb

During video chat intercourse (e.g. Skype) with one's girlfriend, as she turns around to show you the goods, have a friend dressed similarly take your place. When she turns around to ask if you likey, she is greeted with an impostor. A technological twist to the stealth bomb.
yo my roommate n I cyberbombed his girl last night. She was showin him where she wants it and when she turned around...BAM! it was yours truly. it was legit as balls.
by typicalben January 24, 2011
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Cyberslap

Generally used when someone is deserving of a slap, but when you are talking on social network sites, texting etc.
Person 1: Blah.....Blah.....Blah.......
Person 2: *OMG Shut up!* CYBERSLAP
Person 1: Sorry, was I blahhing again?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1:........
by gmanleedsfan72 February 20, 2011
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cybored

it is when you are online and still are bored.
you are at work and have nothing to do. you get online in to your favorite websites, but deep inside you are still bored. you post to your status or tweet "im cybored"
by mase_sher February 22, 2011
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Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011
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