Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)

Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.

by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013

SAB crush

Also known as the SABae. A mythical creature found exclusively within the realm of "SAB.” The Sab Crush is a being who possesses unparalleled charisma, charm, and desirability amongst all attendees.

“now that he knows he’s my SAB Crush, he can find a way to message me if he wants to”

by rbkh04 July 3, 2023

Crushed Pepper

The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.

Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?

by Finley029 October 2, 2008

Crush

When someone walks into a room and your heart flys out of your chest and you want them to come sit down next to you but you also want to punch them in the face.

Ugh I have such a crush on him he’s so cute I hate him so much!

by Nobody’s business May 28, 2019

Crush

You like the person but that person don't know you like him/her.
-Feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.

"Eh, Tipah aku Crush kat Mamat." Says Minah To Tipah.

by Itu La Tu. June 30, 2020

Madly in love Crush

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.

*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.

by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022

Crush

Is a feeling of admiring someone or something with a small amount of love and a huge amount of Like.
But,Filipinos think that if you have a crush on someone,they think that you really love that person.So carefull when saying something about your crush to someone.

Example 1(proper):
Man 1:Besh alam mo crush ko si....
Man 2:Ok.Crush lang naman yan eh,paghanga lang yan.

Example 2(improper):
Man 1:Uy!Alam mo ba crush ko si--
Man 2:Ay nako,patay ka kay...
Man 3:hoy!! ano sabi mo!Eh Crush ko din yun ei.Patay ka sakin!!!
Man 1:Crush lang naman yun ei.
Man 2:Edi wow

by Axsthxticcss October 6, 2019