Bible School Crush

1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.

2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension

“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”

by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025

crush

the worst fucking thing in the world even more so if your crush doesn't like you back and says that to your face and it feels like your heart is being ripped out or slowly picked apart.

"oh you know sally"

"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"

"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"

by asadhumanbeingthatisverylonely February 16, 2017

The Rush Crush

The cheap rich bastards who cut corners and get people killed

Make sure we check the safety system fully, we would hate to get caught in The Rush Crush and get the company sued

by WRabbit42 June 24, 2023

Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.

"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."

by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025

Crush

Ask your crush if they like you back

Crush

by PROQUEENPQ November 6, 2020

Crush

A person who gives you butterflies and makes your heart beat faster. A person that you can’t describe in a word, but multiple words. A person you can’t get off your mind. They are also the pearson that came to mind after reading this

My crush is so funny, I couldn't imagine my life without them.

by Depressedmemegorl69420 December 14, 2019

Crushed

To get fucked really hard.

“My ex sent me a video of her getting crushed.’

by menalchan April 21, 2025