Baby clam

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.

When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.

Clan: Oh you know I'm just kidding with you ;)
Jeil: HAHAHA your such a baby clam!

by Jeil May 7, 2008

clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.

Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 24, 2022

Clams

Code word for chlamydia, it originated in a rural town loaded with it.

Dont sleep with Viviana, that hoe has clams.

by XXxX_Nate_Higgers_XXxX February 11, 2019

Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"

Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022

by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022

clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022

Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 18, 2018