Chips

The act of sticking a potato chip up somebody’s asshole.

Tom: Yo bro, wanna chips?
Tim: Yeah sure gimmie some chips!

* chips tim *

Tim: Thanks bro!

by tsm_replays December 1, 2022

Chip-share

Verb: The act of (willing or unwilling) sharing your chips with a friend.

Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.

by jaybollman December 8, 2011

Banana chip

Kinda sweet, but the crunch can throw it all off. A bit of a bi-polar personality, something that seems good at first but too much of it can get yucky.

My ex boyfriend is a banana chip.

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Chip Teaser

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.

“Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*

by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022

loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

chips

ITS NOT CHIPS IT IS crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights!1!

So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights? That's rather bit cringe, innit bruv.

by An average crisps enjoyer March 15, 2023

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024