Canadian slipper

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.

“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”

by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian Smokeshow

An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.

“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”

by HighPriestOfEl January 22, 2023

Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.

WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019

Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish

Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?

by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018

Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.

Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas

by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016