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Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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Canadian Smokeshow

An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.
“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”
by HighPriestOfEl January 22, 2023
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canadian shark

Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)
I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.
by shitch March 2, 2015
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Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023
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Canadian

Something I'm not allowed to do because of my mother even though I've spent 5 generations in canada
Get these Canadian away from me before I pull the full auto.
by Cody5050 November 9, 2020
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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.
by brxxdie February 15, 2022
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the canadian dream

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.
Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.
by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023
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