chaconne

enhypens best b-side

an engene who misheard the lyrics from chaconne: "Dance for me nxked."

by wait what?!? December 23, 2023

Chicagoland 2018

The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.

“Uncle J crying again, what’s his problem?”

“He’s still upset about Chicagoland 2018”

by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

Chicago

A Chicago is the most glorious thing to ever step foot on earth. He is the epitome of power. He controls all. If you meet someone named chicago, bend down and bow.

He is my king, he is Chicago

by BestBakakakakaka January 20, 2024

Chicano Rap

Is a subgenre of Rap which is made and performed by Mexican Americans or people of Mexican decent. Also it is a unique style where it is articulated through Spanglish and or Calo which is Chicano Slang. Also Chicano Rap mixes lyrics while rapping in both English and Spanish at the same time or in the same song. It is very distinct where it is probably one of the only genres of music in the world that is performed always in 2 languages English and Spainsh.

My favorite Chicano Rap song is "Don't Hate Me Because I'm Mexican" by Serio.

by real33 January 26, 2024

Chicago

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed

Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd

by da MAK January 27, 2024