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bottomitis 

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.
Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!
bottomitis by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009

bottomless pit 

An endless hole with no bottom.
When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation

apple bottoms 

A ass that is round at the top and bottom and pokes out from the back. A shapely butt.
J-lo, Venus and the girls at www.applebottomgirls.net have apple bottoms!
apple bottoms by smooth May 6, 2005

the bottoms 

A Neighborhood in the south part of Inglewood, Ca. Gang ridden Area with low income families, higha high amount of drug traficking. th e is about ten blocks between yukon and crenshaw ave. and between 104th street and century.
The bottoms can get so dangerous at night, the police wont even drive through it.
the bottoms by Danny Ferrel January 27, 2007

fat bottomed girls 

Contrary to the old codgers who said it was the conservation of angular momentum, apparently it's down to fat bottomed girls. Let's not forget their importance. Otherwise, just think about it, you'd never get up in the morning. Thank ya Freddie, you've gone and made a big physics student of me.
Fat bottomed girls ... get on your bikes and RIDE!!!
fat bottomed girls by Fearman August 3, 2007

BottomBitch 

BottomBitch means the best. A bottom bitch is usually the baddest bitch who has been fuck’n shit up in a good way and consistently throws down. The bottom bitch doesn’t want, but is constrained with status and power over other bitches. However, the bottom bitch walks a lonely gangsta road, just her and her bitches & bros. The bottom bitch makes the tough decisions; takes responsibility for themselves; and shows what’s she knows to her bitches & bros.
White tees on the block, 23's on the drop. And you keep that thang cocked, that’s BottomBitch shit.
BottomBitch by Brick in yo face January 10, 2020