An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.
Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?
Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.
Man 1: Did you watch 300?
Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.
Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.
Man 1: Did you watch 300?
Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.
by Action Boner April 26, 2010
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See also hard off
See also hard off
Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer
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Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
by acesandiegan February 23, 2011
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Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
by Námore March 28, 2011
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